You may have noticed that yesterday’s paper omitted a horoscope for Pisces. Sorry, some of the stars were tired and needed a day off. If this ever happens again, just pick one of the other signs – Aries is usually pretty good – and carry on. Your day will suck regardless.
Wednesday’s forecast: Today is a 0 – cower in bed, Pisces. Cower!
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
