UCSB Reclaims Big West Title

For the third time in four years, the #1 Gauchos (16-2-1 overall, 7-2-0 in the Big West) clinched the Big West Conference Championship on Tuesday night with a 2-1 victory over #2 Cal State Northridge (9-5-2, 4-2-2 Big West) in front of a crowd of 1,110 at Harder Stadium.

Taming the Trigger-Happy

Well, if last week’s election tells us that things aren’t going to change in America, I guess we can’t expect 40 to 70 percent of young men to suddenly stop ejaculating prematurely, now can we?

County Turns Down Parking Plan Appeals

The Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors unanimously rejected two appeals Tuesday that attempted to block or restrict implementation of the Isla Vista parking plan.

Women’s Club Soccer Preps for Nationals

The UCSB women’s club soccer team dominated the majority of its game against San Diego State before giving up two goals in the last three minutes to force a 2-2 tie in a heartbreaking finish.

We All Benefit From Saying Yes to A.S.

Just when we thought elections were over, Associated Students steps up to the plate. A special election has been called for Nov. 16 through 18 to decide on an increase of funds for A.S.

Stats Single Out Visitors’ Tricks

UCSB students were mostly on their best behavior this Halloween, with students from other schools and non-students accounting for the bulk of the arrests during the weekend’s festivities.

Sailing: Sailers Cruise To Third Place

The UCSB sailing team went on the road yet again to participate in its third regatta of the season last weekend.

Frat Fundraiser Draws Full House for Charity

Students put on their best poker faces at Phi Sigma Kappa’s Texas Hold’em Tournament held at Corwin Pavilion on Tuesday. The games began at 5 p.m.

Surf Column: Irons and Rasta

I have been watching a lot of surf movies recently. I totaled up the hours for last week and I think it came out to about 16 – yeah I know, pathetic. Surf movies are like porn: a poor substitute for the real thing, but when you can’t get any, it’s about as good as it gets.

Grads Gather, Revisit Recurring Concerns

The Graduate Student Association approved two agendas concerning the future of graduate student life at the university and abroad at their Tuesday night meeting.