SBPD To Crack Down on Underage Drinkers

The Santa Barbara City Police Dept. received a $50,000 grant this summer to increase enforcement of alcohol-related crimes in downtown Santa Barbara, specifically targeting people using fake identification at State Street bars and liquor stores.

Get a Clue, Meatheads; You Aren’t Impressing Anyone

This article is addressed to all the Rec Cen pretenders. We have all seen them before. I am talking about those guys who are in the weight room for hours, doing anything and everything besides working out.

Interpol | Antics | Matador

The bassist from Interpol dresses like a fascist and wears a gun holster on stage. Bad. The bassist writes inspired bass lines that make the bass guitar more than just an instrument for rejected guitarists. Good.

Leggies Revise A.S. Concert Plans

Associated Students met for a record-breakingly short time Wednesday night to discuss upcoming A.S.-sponsored events and to confirm A.S. board and committee representatives. The main discussion in the hour-long meeting was this Saturday’s Get Out The Vote (GOTV) concert sponsored by A.S.

Artsweek Calendar

You came in unprecedented numbers, and most of you had to go home. But you’re in luck, because Arts & Lectures is hosting a special second screening of the hit documentary film, “The Corporation” tonight at Campbell Hall.

Towering Above the Rest

Del and the Crowd Get Funkee

A Crappy Day

I am currently watching two guys carry bags of waste water out of the Nexus office. For a few harrowing hours the other night, sewage seeped into the office – perhaps the lagoon backed up – and all of you who think the Nexus is shit were temporarily correct.

UCSB Praises Newest Laureate

In a teleconference hosted by Chancellor Henry Yang, Kydland was recognized for his research on business cycles and macroeconomic policy. About 50 UCSB faculty members and media associates crowded into the Faculty Club to listen to Kydland speak via telephone over a public address system.

Love Over Sex

No matter how kinky things got in the past or will inevitably get in the future, the act of making love stands as the big, firm, glorious rock amidst the choppy shoreline of hooking up and one night stands.