Pump Up Those Orgasms
Well, the girls weren’t the only things getting wet this weekend as the first rains fell upon this little utopia of ours. With the precipitation comes what many consider to be the most romantic weather of the year.
Vegetating
Huzzah for rain! The bright, dry air pains my sensitive night-shift eyes. If I had my way, the entire campus would be a catacombs of interlaced passages connecting cold, clammy subterranean chambers – like the current Broida Hall.
UCSB Bodybuilder Sets World Record
Upon meeting Max Higgins, one would assume that he could easily push around the likes of King Kong or Godzilla, and after lifting over 2,000 pounds at last week’s World Powerlifting Congress (WPC) Championships, chances are he wouldn’t break a sweat doing it.
Damn Skippy: Bondage Is Not My Thing
After reading this November’s supply of initiatives, I have decided that, while I have a difficult time rejecting propositions, I may make an exception for some of the ones on the ballot.
IVFP Grant Aims to Limit Minors’ Access to Booze
The Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Dept. officially received a $100,000 grant yesterday to curb the availability of alcohol to minors in Isla Vista.
Committee Decides on Parking Restrictions for Holiday Weekend
Out of town party revelers coming to UCSB for Halloween this year will not find much welcome as the university gears up for the holiday celebration by imposing more restrictive parking policies and increasing police presence both on campus and in Isla Vista.
Frivolous Column Ignores UCSB’s Beautiful Colors
I am responding to the column “Our Hallowed Halls Defiled” (Daily Nexus, Oct. 18). I honestly can’t believe that I read an article about the new colors of some buildings.
Women’s Club Field Hockey: SB Disposes of UCLA 2-1, Irvine 3-1
It may have been a slow start for the UCSB women’s field hockey program, but the team finally came together for a pair of wins over the weekend.
Sweetheart Sex Columnist an Improvement on the Past
Like a shell-shocked Vietnam veteran, I can still feel the crippling blows dealt to my faith in humanity whenever I opened the Wednesday issues of the Nexus last year.
Finance Board Spends All for Fall
Associated Students Finance Board allocated its entire remaining Fall Quarter budget to three student groups Monday afternoon, leaving the organization broke until winter.