Construction Plan Irks Residents

Residents of Isla Vista and Goleta met at Embarcadero Hall last night to complain about the proposed environmental impact report (EIR) for UCSB’s portion of the Ellwood-Devereux Open Space Plan.

Softball: Gauchos Bully Hapless Highlanders

It took them awhile, but eight games later the UCSB softball team (29-26 overall, 11-4 in the Big West) defeated UC Riverside (12-44, 2-11) to sweep the series in a previously rained-out make-up game.

Law Professionals Offer Internships

The Associated Students Legal Resource Center and the Law & Society Dept. are teaming up to bring internships to students interested in law. The internship program would allow students to work with defense lawyers, prosecutors and judges in Santa Barbara.

Visionaries To Speak on Imagination, Travel

Two people who know a thing or two about creativity will discuss that topic tonight in Campbell Hall. Writer Pico Iyer and musician Meredith Monk will speak in Campbell at 8 p.m. Admission will be $10 for the general public and $8 for students.

Damn Skippy: A Battle for Free Speech

I don’t like the way that the battle against obscenity is going. I’m convinced that ultimately the battle will be lost, much to my delight. For some reason, Americans find the word “fuck” much too titillating to do without.

Track and Field: UCSB Shatters Personal, School Records

The UCSB track and field team never ceases to amaze, shaving off more seconds and demolishing records every meet. On Friday, the Gauchos traveled to Stanford for the Cardinal Invitational and on Sunday they participated in the Steve Scott Invitational held at UC Irvine.

A.S. To Bring Parking Debate to Students

Students opposed to the Isla Vista parking permit plan can find out what they can do about it this afternoon. Associated Students Environmental Affairs Board will host a meeting at 5 p.m. in the A.S. conference room to discuss possible alternatives and additions to the parking plan.

Kids, Don’t Hold Guns, M’Kay?

A federal drug agent was giving a gun safety presentation in Orlando a few days ago when he accidentally shot himself in the leg.

Clones Are More Than Just Tits, Ass and DNA; They’re People, Too

This is in response to Drew Mackie’s opinion on human cloning in “Cloning Opens Up a New World of Possibilities – in Bed” (Daily Nexus, April 29). This is in response to Drew Mackie’s opinion on human cloning in “Cloning Opens Up a New World of Possibilities – in Bed” (Daily Nexus, April 29). I am disgusted with Mackie’s intense desire for a female sex slave, a brand new human being to fuck and only fuck.

Softball: Gauchos Venture to Riverside Make-Up Game

On April 17 the UCSB softball team (28-26, 10-4) was scheduled to play UC Riverside (12-43, 2-11), but the game was cancelled due to rain.