Hallelujah! Ring in the Passion Fashion!

What could be hotter than pushing an entirely new angle on this spring’s style and showcasing some of our earliest trendsetters? And then it was born… Passion Fashion! Hallelujah!!!

IVRPD To Revise Park Booze Policy

Isla Vista residents will soon need permits to drink alcohol in the parks because of an amendment approved at Thursday night’s meeting of the I.V. Parks and Recreation District (IVRPD).

Gauchos Prepare for Pacific

UCSB men’s volleyball team will face University of the Pacific and Stanford University both tonight and Saturday at 7:05 in Rob Gym.

Attias is No Joke, Even in the April Fools’ Issue

I am a 2003 UCSB alumna and I still read the Daily Nexus on occasion because it pulled me through four long years at UCSB. I was excited to read your April Fools’ Day issue and enjoy the spoof articles and all the other great laughs that the edition always contains. I didn’t even get through the first article before I was appalled at what I read.

The Beatles? More like the BOO-tles!

Hey there, Perv fans. Pervis Leftarm here, back with his weekly depository of musical minutiae, Leftarm’s Lockbox. Loyal Lockboxers will remember that last week I delved into the history of that lost gem from 1982, “Pac-Man Fever.”

Leggies Place 2 Lock-in Fee Measures on Spring Ballot

Associated Students Legislative Council focused on the spring elections just around the corner in its first meeting of the quarter Wednesday night.

Softball: Big West Begins for Gauchos

Do you ever want to forget some parts of your past and just start over? The UCSB softball team has just such an opportunity as the preseason becomes a thing of the past and Big West Conference play dawns on the horizon.

Magnanaro’s Column Proves Status as Dick

Wow. I have a couple of words to say to Anthony Manganaro of San Nicholas Residence Hall: Get over it. I read the article “San Nic Dicks and Paranoid Chicks: More Rants From a Freshman” (Daily Nexus, March 31) and realized that you are an idiot.

The I.V. Keyhole

Scandal and intrigue abounded on the Isla Vista social scene this week as Del Playa Drive transformed into its regular sea of three-tiered ruffled miniskirts and platform Rocket Dogs over the weekend.

Ducks aren’t all foul, my wife’s fat

I am writing in response to Teresa Kugelstein’s recent opinion article, in which she called ducks “the most hateful of all waterfowl” and “web-footed feces machines.”