M. Tennis: Santa Barbara Netters Stay Big West’s Best

Since winning last year’s Big West Championship, the UCSB men’s tennis team hasn’t skipped a beat. On their trek to pick up their third consecutive Big West title, the Gauchos host nonleague opponent Saint Mary’s (Calif.) this afternoon at the RecCen tennis courts.

Armed Assault Breaks Up I.V. Party Saturday

Police arrested two people last Saturday after one of them allegedly used a loaded handgun to pistol whip an Isla Vista partygoer and the other allegedly attempted to conceal the weapon from investigating officers.

W. Tennis: UCSB Snaps Three-Match Losing Streak

The UCSB women’s tennis team ended their three-game losing streak yesterday by beating St. Mary’s College of California at UCSB’s RecCen courts. Santa Barbara won three singles points and the doubles point to propel them to victory.

Porn Thesis Inflames Conservatives

UCSB’s academic standards are some of the most outrageous in the country, according to the Collegiate Network. In this year’s Campus Outrage Awards, released April 1 by the Collegiate Network, UCSB tied for first place with Yale University as the most outrageous university in the country

Parade of Shoes Starts Month of Rape Awareness

Pink Rollerblades stood heel to toe with puppy slippers and timberland boots – 351 pairs of shoes forming a pathway and each pair representing a victim of sexual assault.

Knock: Welcome to UCSB; Now Leave

Seeing the herds of casually dressed adults and bright-eyed youngsters making their way through campus, I feel threatened. I don’t like these people. They bother me. I want to see them gone.

Large Donation To Help Goleta Preserve Mesa

The Goleta City Council voted unanimously yesterday to accept a $4 million grant from the California Wildlife Conservation Board to aid the city in the preservation of Ellwood Mesa.

W. Tennis: UCSB Looks to Break Loosing Streak

As the regular season winds down, the UCSB women’s tennis team looks to get its season back on track against non-league opponent Saint Mary’s. The Gauchos hope to rebound and snap a three-game losing streak.

Don’t Trust Infomercials When Dealing With Cops

I got a speeding ticket and the cops were using radar. I read the book on how to fight radar and it seemed pretty easy, but when I got to court, the judge wouldn’t let me ask all of the questions that the book said to ask. As a result I lost. What gives?

Pita Pushers To Set Up Shop in I.V.

From Rexall Drugstore to Primetime Video, the northwest corner of Embarcadero del Mar and Trigo roads continues its 34-year evolution this month with a new restaurant: the Pita Pit.