Super Stupor, Floppy Hooter

How about Janet Jackson’s righty? That thing was corny looking. It looked like one of those fake feet that people have hanging out of their car trunk.

Mann Leads Gauchos to Wins

When the UCSB women’s basketball needed someone to step up and assume the role of leader, junior forward Kristen Mann answered the call. Mann was named Big West Player of the Week and averaged 18 points, eight rebounds and four assists during last week’s games on the road against UC Riverside and Cal State Fullerton.

Howie Dean’s Record Screams Very Well of Him

Just when it looks like the Democrats are finally ready to reject their accommodating past and nominate Howard Dean, a candidate who time and time again has unashamedly stood for democratic principles, the world turns upside down.

Campus, County Begin Drive for Vehicle Sharing

Students in need of cars may soon be able to get their own wheels on a moment’s notice with the swipe of a card. A joint effort between UCSB and Santa Barbara County is underway to bring a program called “car-sharing” to the campus and Isla Vista.

Baseball: ’04 Santa Barbara Is the Best of the Rest

In Big West baseball, Titans loom over the competition and 49ers pan most of the gold away from everyone else on the stream, making the Gauchos’ pursuit of a conference title all the more elusive. Anyone not named Cal State Fullerton or Long Beach State is usually clambering for third or fourth place.

Bush’s Credibility Was a Casualty of the Iraq War

In the opinion article that appeared on Monday, Feb. 2, “Tallying Victories of the Iraq War,” (Daily Nexus) columnist Joey Tartakovsky does a good job towing the Bush administration’s line that because Saddam Hussein was a bad man, it was okay for the United States to strike him preemptively.

Democratic Groups To Back Buttny

Ten local organizations are expected to endorse John Buttny’s candidacy for 3rd District supervisor at a joint press conference today at noon.

W. Water Polo: UCSB Sinks Three

The UCSB women’s water polo team started off their season with three wins in a mini-tournament held on Jan. 31. The round robin tournament included four teams: UCSB, Cal State Northridge, UC Irvine and Cal State San Bernardino. The Gauchos came out victorious, beating all three teams.

Not Believing in Racism Is Like Not Believing in Brain Cancer

Have you been accused of putting words into someone’s mouth? This is due to misrepresentation, an act every human commits. However, there is a thin line between misrepresenting someone and misrepresenting an action, a cause, a yearning for justice and a counter heterogeneity group.

NPR To Present “Radio Expedition” to UCSB Audience

The sound system at Campbell Hall will reverberate tonight with the sounds of clashing elephants, crashing waves and more. Alex Chadwick, reporter and producer for National Public Radio, will be giving a presentation of sounds collected during his travels titled “The Radio Expeditions Sound Spectacular” at 8 p.m.