Central Coast Rival Hosts UCSB
The UCSB women’s basketball team travels up the coast on Saturday to play Cal Poly at 7 p.m. at Mott Gym. The Gauchos are currently riding a seven-game win streak as they travel to San Luis Obispo over the weekend.
Supervisor Race Heats Up in Buellton
The candidates for 3rd District supervisor met for another debate at Andersen’s Pea Soup restaurant in Buellton. Approximately 250 people crowded into the restaurant building for the debate between John Buttny, Brooks Firestone and Slick Gardner.
Call It Whatever You Want; I’ve Got My Fish
At a party last weekend, a young man came out onto his balcony, which overlooked everyone, and held a condom above his head. He then loudly asked who wanted to have sex with him. There were no takers.
Baseball: Santa Barbara Fights Spartans
Ahhh… the home opener. Nothing feels so pure; nothing feels so right. Even Enya can’t capture the feeling. The UCSB baseball team hosts San Jose State for a three-game homestand this weekend at Caesar Uyesaka. Game one is today at 2 p.m.
Clinic Relocation Disrupts Veteran Health Services
The Veterans’ Administration health clinic in Santa Barbara will soon be moving its specialty services to Santa Maria. The VA said the site has not yet been chosen for the new clinic, which will offer specialty services such as optometry, podiatry, dermatology and dentistry
UCSB Isn’t the Cause of Your Innocent Daughter’s Degeneracy
As a recent alum of UCSB, I still love to read the online version of the Daily Nexus. Admittedly, much of it stems from the fact that I miss what I had during my years at UCSB.
Softball: SDSU Tourney is on the Horizon
UCSB Head Coach Kristy Schroeder has a picture of this year’s softball team. The picture consists of excellent fielders, on-target pitchers and powerful hitters. After only 11 preseason games, the picture is becoming more and more clear.
Hot Date Hot Line
So you’ve all been told what to do and what not to on this most specialest of days – at least for those with a date. Now forget all the advice. Except the part Lady Hump suggested about getting laid.
That’s kosher.
Gov. Schwarzenegger Rebuffs UCSA Claims
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger filed a preliminary response to a lawsuit brought against him and members of his administration by the University of California Student Association (UCSA) and other civil rights groups
Struggling Trojans Invade Santa Barbara
As soon as a dependable starting lineup had been established, an unforced change threw the UCSB men’s volleyball team for a loop. Sophomore opposite Evan Patak has been sidelined with an injured right knee.