Egotistical Conspiracy Theorists on Skateboards
Why me? This actually is probably the most asked question of any police officer anywhere. Why did I get the speeding ticket and not everyone else who was speeding too? Why’d you stop me when there are murderers, rapists and puppy thieves out there?
I Dream of Threesomes
Director Bernardo Bertolucci is known for pushing the cinematic limits a little. With his 1978 Oscar-nominated “Last Tango in Paris,” he opened the door to explicit sex in film by offering butter as lubricant during anal sex.
Thunderdome Alert: Tigers on the Prowl
It’s been almost a month and the Gauchos are still sore. Although the pain may be subsiding, memories of their disastrous road loss to the University of the Pacific on Jan. 24 continue to linger.
Students’ Party Is Government By and For the Students
Move off the rails, there’s a train coming through. Students’ Party has been formed through the collaborative efforts of members of the S.A.C. and S.U.N. parties.
Courtney Love | America’s Sweetheart | Virgin
Courtney Love’s first album since the break-up of Hole – the ironically titled America’s Sweetheart – is an unexpected delight. While the postponed release date gave rise to speculation that Love had not written enough quality songs, America’s Sweetheart is solid throughout.
Supervisor Hopefuls To Bring Debate Home to I.V.
Candidates for 3rd District supervisor are coming to Isla Vista tonight to tackle student issues on student territory. The debate will begin at 7 p.m. in Embarcadero Hall and is hosted by the Associated Students Commission on Public Safety (ASCPS).
UOP Entertains Streaking UCSB
The push for its eighth consecutive Big West Conference title begins tonight for the UCSB women’s basketball team. The Gauchos travel to Stockton for a battle against second place Pacific at 7 at the Alex G. Spanos Center.
Psychology Building to Get New Digs
After 10 years of turning the idea over in its mind, the Psychology Dept. will hold the groundbreaking ceremony for the renovation and expansion of its building March 1.
Hand Cream and the Death of Rugged Masculinity
With the dawn of a new millennium came the rise of the metrosexual – a distinctly cultured breed of straight men whose taste in art, fashion, personal grooming and interior design mirrors that of his stereotypically gay counterpart.
Miracle | Slapshot to Glory on Ice
To say that “Miracle” is the “feel-good movie of the year,” would simply be clich