Inquiring ‘Humans Want to Know
You didn’t think the weatherhuman was going to miss Britney’s wedding day did you? No sir, I was there. I rode in on the same cold wind that will soon blow her completely out of the music business and onto the pages of Playboy.
This Ain’t Sea World, Kids
The storm season is upon us, the new students are settled in and the parties are plentiful. The mundane mid-year slump is hitting, so hookups at this time of year are particularly shameless, and just about anyone can get laid if they find the right partner to indulge them in some rough and rowdy on the rug.
SB Powerhouse Rocks Competition
Max Higgins is strong. At 5’10” and 266 pounds, one might confuse the muscular bulges protruding from his chest and arms for watermelons stuffed under his T-shirt.
Moral or Morale?
Following a 38-21 victory over the San Diego Chargers, Packers Head Coach Mike Sherman invited in a veteran from the war in Iraq, whose war scars limited him to a wheelchair and gave him a new prosthetic arm.
I.V. Police Have Priorites, Even for Jell-O
I sometimes see a fight at one party but the police are too busy giving someone an MIP (Minor in Possession of Alcohol citation) down the street to notice. Do the police have a priority system on how they deal with public safety? Absolutely.
Budget Concerns Delay DP Drains
Santa Barbara County has pulled the plug on plans to construct storm drains on Del Playa Drive over Winter Break due to concerns that Governor Schwarzenegger will make cuts to grant money in his budget reforms.
UCSB Student’s Goodwill Touches Former Professor
A UCSB alum received a pleasant surprise Monday when his wallet was returned with the cash and credit cards still inside.
UC Briefs: January 7th, 2004
More UC Budget Cuts, Global Warming Brings Big Changes to CA’s Coastal Waters, Foundation Awards $17.5 Million for 30-Meter Telescope Plans
I.V. Homes Suffer Little Theft
Isla Vista had another winter break with relatively few burglaries, continuing the low crime rate that has become a trend over the past few years. As of Monday, the Isla Vista Foot Patrol had received reports of a total of seven burglaries over the three weeks of Winter Break, Lt. Tom McKinny said – a rate lower than the 25 burglaries reported during the six weeks before the break.