Running on Rocket Fuel
So now Bush is all jazzed about landing us on Mars. Will someone please tell him that’s not where the candy bars come from?
Rainbows Rise at SB
In its first Mountain Pacific Sports Federation action of the year, the UCSB men’s volleyball team will host University of Hawaii tonight and tomorrow at 7:05 p.m. in Rob Gym. The Warriors did not compete in the UCSB/Elephant Bar Collegiate Invitational and will meet the Gauchos (3-1 overall) for the first time this year.
Cellular Hell on the Road and on a Dinner Date
I went out on a date downtown with a girl I met through a friend. We met up at Longboards Grill for dinner and all was going great until her cell phone started ringing every couple of minutes. The first couple of calls I didn’t seem to mind. But after the third call and the feeling of becoming an inanimate object, it became apparent that I had made a huge mistake.
M. Baseball: Injury-Free UCSB Storms Ahead
UCSB baseball has had enough talent to post winning seasons every year in recent history, but a number of factors have kept it from fulfilling the expectations that come when hot stoves are turned off and the Super Bowl has come and gone.
UCSB Alums Invent Portable Oxygen Tank
What started out as three UCSB undergraduates’ long-shot attempt at winning $10,000 has, in just a few short years, evolved into a promising young business that could soon have many people breathing easier.
Campus Littered With CALPIRG Representatives
Walking on campus recently, I was interrupted from an intense conversation with myself by a little man who asked, “Have you pledged for the environment yet?”
M. Tennis: Santa Barbara Netters Tackle NAIA Westmont
Coming off back-to-back Big West titles, the UCSB men’s tennis team in its season opener today at 1:30 p.m. hopes to start another Championship run against the Westmont Warriors.
Robot Clears Lab of Explosive Acid
The Santa Barbara County Bomb Squad, Hazardous Materials Unit and Fire Dept. responded to a potentially explosive situation on Tuesday afternoon when two jars filled with a material believed to be crystallized picric acid were found.
Below the Bottom of Any Human Comprehension
Have you ever seen a commercial that was so horrible, so gaudy, so blatantly retarded that by the time it was over you actually considered suicide as an alternative to changing the channel?
UCCS Offers Internship Options for Undergrads
University of California undergraduates interested in public policy now have the opportunity to participate in a research and internship program at the UC Center in Sacramento (UCCS).