January 22 – 28, 2004

It’s always quite a feat when a guy can really sing, but it’s even more amazing when his vocals can also pass as a girl’s in the same song.

Thieves Strike Engineering I, HSSB Center

University police are investigating the theft of over $15,000 worth of equipment that occurred on campus over the long weekend.

Never Mind Integrity, Here’s Some Cash

Former Sex Pistols frontman Johnny Rotten has agreed to appear in the British version of “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!”

The Life of a Kennedy

All too often, coaches concern themselves with win-loss averages while their players’ grade-point averages dwindle. Over in Rob Gym, the UCSB men’s volleyball team has it all backwards, which in this case is a very positive and progressive notion.

Say Hello to My Little Friend

Intrigue and confidence are elusive in the bedroom. Sometimes difficulties arise when people attempt to steer away from the shy, boring, missionary position with the lights off.

New Homes To Benefit Low-Income SB Families

Habitat for Humanity received a $240,000 loan from the U.S. Dept. of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) on Jan.13 that will be used to build three new low-income houses between Highway 101 and upper State Street.

Rowing: Rowing Coach Awakens From Coma

Men’s novice rowing Coach Dustin Bingham, who recently woke up from a coma that lasted more than two weeks, is steadily recovering from head injuries sustained while skiing at Big Bear Mountain on Dec. 19.

Being Turned Loose With Sharks

You might say that I’m on a rampage. An early strain of midlife crisis has struck me like an arrow and it’s been making my behavior quite panicky and erratic. I’ve realized that unless I go to graduate school for reasons unknown, the end to my entire educational career looms just over the horizon, which up until now is about all I’ve known. The thought is disconcerting to say the least.

On-Campus Resident Alleges Sexual Battery

UC Police Dept. is investigating a reported sexual battery that happened over the weekend in the Santa Rosa Residence Hall. The alleged battery occurred Jan. 17 on the 1100 wing of the residence hall between 2 and 2:45 a.m. A woman living on the floor called UCPD to report a disturbance at Santa Rosa Residence Hall.

M. Tennis: UCSB Netters Hit Waves

To be the best…you must play the best. This is what the #64 UCSB men’s tennis team is saying to themselves as they head to Pepperdine on Wednesday. Pepperdine is ranked #27 in the nation and poses a real challenge to the Gauchos.