Monster | Unleashing the Monster

Prostitute and murderer Aileen Wournos wants to be president of the United States. Or so she says one night to her lover, Selby Wall, in Patty Jenkins’ debut film “Monster.”

Thunderdome Awakens for Northridge

After walloping Cal Poly by 19 points Saturday, the Gauchos return to the friendly confines of the Thunderdome tonight at 7 for a date with Big West foe Northridge. In a statement win against the Mustangs at Mott Gym, the Gauchos (9-5, 3-2 in the Big West) resurrected a once stoic offense into an impressive shooting clinic and smothered the boards on defense.

You Can Only Say Bush Sucks In the Free World

It made my head spin, but an epiphany came to me: We’re one of the few nations that will allow such analysis and opinion in response to a speech by our leaders. Don’t dare try this in North Korea, Iran, China or my homeland, Cuba.

UCSB Surfers Win Final Contest

UCSB’s surfing club team quit stalling and got its first win of the season in the last contest before the upcoming state championships.

Kelis | Tasty | Star Trak

Brought to stardom by legendary production team the Neptunes, R&B singer-songwriter Kelis Rogers is back with Tasty, her third and most elaborate album to date.

CSUN Sets Sights on UCSB

While many people argue over the pronunciation of her name, nobody can argue over the talent that forward Ofa Tulikihihifo possesses.

Check Out Buttny’s Record and Decide for Yourself

After a few hours in Isla Vista, the other candidates for 3rd District supervisor have said what they’d like to do. Here’s what I’ve already done and will keep doing.

Vigil Honors Roe v. Wade Anniversary

Candle-bearing marchers gathered on the UCSB Women’s Center lawn Wednesday night to commemorate Roe v. Wade, the landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision that effectively legalized abortion 31 years ago today.

Along Came Polly | The Ferret Stays In The Picture

Oh, the picturesque romantic honeymoon: flying to a secluded island with a new bride or groom, lounging on white sandy beaches, swimming in crystal clear waters, catching one’s spouse making whoopee with the French scuba instructor – wait – what?

Nexus Thieves Silence Student Voice, Threaten Free Society

It was an uppercut to the crotch to learn that once again, a contingency of the UCSB population felt compelled to commit the heinously anti-American act of stealing newspapers en masse, attempting to deprive the community of its First Amendment rights for some purely selfish motivation.