Houston… Hellhole! Hut! Hike!

The only forecasting that matters now is the Super Bowl kind. Here’s how the stats should play out:

At least 100 I.V. stoners will make a pun about packing a “super bowl.” Of these, 93 will be the only one in the room laughing. Of the 7 who aren’t, one will be the ‘human (my roommates are easily amused).

Super Bowl forecast: Victorious Patriot fans will return to New England and rave about tropical Houston. Pissed-off Panther people will go back to Carolina and drown their sorrows in Budweiser and dirt-track racing.