It’s time to see if anyone is paying attention.

The first person that shows up at the Nexus office under Storke Tower and tells us what is different about today’s paper will receive a large bag of bin candy from the Corner Store, an autographed photograph of the weatherhuman and a free additional year added to your Nexus subscription.

Wait. The ‘human is faceless and cannot be photographed. And all you have to do to get another year of the Nexus is fail your classes again. But the candy, that should be here.

Get here early. Cause right about sundown is when the ‘human comes ’round, and when the ‘human is in town, candy goes down.

Monday’s forecast: A stomachache for the ‘human and a headache for our receptionists, because you suckas aren’t going to get it.

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