Coke Machine Damages FT Elevator

An elevator at Francisco Torres underwent repairs Tuesday after carrying an unusual passenger last week – a Coca-Cola vending machine.

Stuffing Before Thanksgiving?

TAs To Hold Dead Week Strike

Teaching assistants, tutors and other academic student employees at all nine University of California campuses will be on strike starting next week after contract negotiations broke down earlier this month.

The Cave Diet Really Works

The weatherhuman believes that the mass slaughter of turkeys this time of year is a cruel, archaic tradition. I vastly prefer prime rib.

Thanks for Leaving

Oh, boy, just one more day until break. I can’t wait to stuff my belly and pass out in front of the TV with Dad and Gramps.

Digital Library Publishes UC Books Online

A new program from the University of California’s digital library will make more than 1,400 books from UC Press available for free online.

Wildcats Slam into SB

After losing its first game of the season last week at #5 Texas Tech, the road doesn’t get any easier for the #16 UCSB women’s basketball team.

Answers for the Morning After

Inquiring minds wanted to know, so the Student Health Advisory Committee (SHAC) is here to answer some of those burning college questions. From doubts about your roommate’s odor to sexually transmitted infections, we here at SHAC are as excited to answer your questions as a monkey is to flea-pick their cousins.

Lompoc Hopes to Land Space Contest

The city of Lompoc, in a partnership with Vandenberg Air Force Base, has announced its candidacy to host the first annual X Prize Cup.

Cross Country Feature: Running Down a Dream

What do you do when you are having a bad day? What do you do to escape? Junior cross country team star Jeff Gardina runs. “When I’m having a bad day, I go out, run hard, and release all my energy. I run to let it all out,” Gardina said.