Firestone To Run for 3rd District
On Tuesday, Los Olivos vintner and former Republican Assemblyman Brooks Firestone announced his candidacy for county supervisor of the fractious 3rd District.
Dirty Talk, Happy Humping
People use a wide array of mechanisms to liven up their sexual experiences. From food in the bedroom, to sex toys, to dressing up in a big animal costume with a hole cut out for the genital areas, if you’re truly seeking something different, you will most likely find it.
Strategery Is an Important Part of Governizing
Arnold hired a new press secretary, a woman named Thompson. Apparently she worked on Gee-Dub Bush’s campaign as well. Strange hiring, I thought. Arnold seemed to have the avoiding questions routine mastered.
Judgment Day for Gauchos
A decision by the NCAA to determine the status of senior guard Nick Jones’ season is expected today. After launching a probe on Jones’ involvement in an unsanctioned summer league basketball team in Mexico, the NCAA will rule to either punish Jones for the rules violations or excuse the act as an innocent slip-up.
Sexy, Sinister Neo-Conservatives
I’m writing a romance novel about the neo-conservative takeover of the White House. Bubbling underneath all the exchanged glances over tables of power, the handshakes and smiles, there is raw emotion raging like a volcano about to erupt.
Santa Barbara To Play In Titanic Battle
The Gauchos play their last regular season home game tonight at Harder Stadium, and if all goes well, they should have at least one more in the postseason.
LAN Party To Offer Snacks, ‘Hooking Up’
UCSB’s Computer Gaming Club is holding its second local area network (LAN) party this Saturday, with a registration meeting today at 5 p.m. in the UCen Harbor Room.
Carl’s Jr. TV Ads Put Sleaze Into the Special Sauce
When you see a beautiful woman straddling a vibrating mechanical bull, what’s the first idea that pops into your head? Is it, (a) the woman is training for a rodeo, (b) something related to sex, or (c) a big, juicy fast food burger?
M. Water Polo: SB’s MPSF Struggles Continue
The UCSB water polo team played hard against top-ranked USC at the UCSB RecCen pool on Sunday, but the Gauchos dropped a tight game 9-7. The Gauchos also lost on the road against #6 UC San Diego on Friday 11-6.
I.V. Halloween Review Faults Visiting Revelers
The meeting, hosted by the Office of Student Life’s Major Events Committee, was held Monday to discuss the results of Halloween festivities in Isla Vista and how UCSB can work with the Isla Vista community to make next year’s revelry more safe.