Alice B. Toklas Makes Water Now?
Have you seen NICOWater, the bottled water for smokers that has a little nicotine thrown in? Man, smokers get so many cool products. Luckily the weatherhuman’s favorite things already come in drinkable form.
Lobos Smothered by UCSB Attack
A week after scoring no goals for the first time all season last weekend against LMU, the #9 UCSB men’s soccer team exploded with six goals Sunday against New Mexico at Harder Stadium in a 6-3 offensive showcase.
Dubya’s Dwindling Digits
Those with dreams – or nightmares – of George Bush gliding through the 2004 elections into a second term have been snapped into reality by a cascade of recent polls.
Missile Protests Continue
A thick green line painted across the roadway separates protestors from the most advanced space weapons and missile testing facility in the world.
Santa Barbara Stopped Cold Against Visiting Highlanders
The UCSB women’s soccer team dropped an important conference match to Riverside 2-0 at home last night despite dominating virtually every aspect of the game – except the number of goals scored.
Who Gets To Write Arnold’s Lines Now?
Anyone who witnessed Arnold in his campaign for governor knows he has little to offer the public, other than questionable catch phrases in a silly accent.
UCSB To Join Biotech Partnership
What goes on in a frog’s brain is one question among many that could bring millions in federal research dollars to UCSB and, if answered, could shape the technology of the 21st century.
Gauchos Drop Aggies, Vandals
The #19 UCSB women’s volleyball team twice came within one point of bagging quick three-game wins against Utah State and Idaho this weekend, but let game three slip in each contest, delaying inevitable victory each time.
Mountainfilm Fest To Screen at UCSB
The collection of short films being shown tonight at UCSB will run the gamut from a profile of a Norwegian base jumper to a film essay about dirt.
Barbecue Cooks Up Fire Awareness
The Santa Barbara County Fire Department and Community Awareness and Emergency Response (CAER) co-sponsored a barbecue in Girsh Park on Saturday at noon as part of Fire Prevention Week.