Monkey Hot Line
Monkeys are truly marvels of nature – so like us, yet able to masturbate in public and fling feces. Perhaps, rather than looking at monkeys as humanity’s evolutionary predecessors, we should look at monkeys as role models – a pinnacle of culture to which we can all aspire.
Next Stop: MOMA
A group of Fillmore High School students attempt to build a shelter out of newspaper and masking tape in Storke Plaza on Wednesday afternoon.
Goodbye Elliott
Elliott Smith, one of my most cherished singer-songwriters had been found dead by his live-in girlfriend just hours earlier in his L.A. apartment, unleashing a torrent of grief from fans and admirers like myself.
Mother Nature Loves Bush
Having been in California for just over a month now, I have come to reassess this narrow-minded condemnation; in fact I’d go as far as to say that I think Bush is a really great guy. Please allow me to explain.
Evel Lives
Evel Knievel made it to 65 years old this week. I think that sends some great messages to the youth. Break any bone in your body and it will heal. A life of big-time gambling means certain pain and equally certain glory.
M. Tennis: UCSB Features Stern Phenom
Born and raised in Haifa, Israel, 22-year-old Elad Stern is one of the more ambitious individuals on the men’s UCSB tennis team. His life in Israel, at most, was poles apart from the standard life of a teenager.
Videotaping of MCC Lecture Raises Issues
It was not against the rules when a UCSB student videotaped an event at the MultiCultural Center Theater without prior permission on Oct. 3, but the UC legal office said it soon will be.
Mystic River | A River Worth Travelling
At the beginning of “Mystic River,” a devastating new film by Clint Eastwood, two young boys named Jimmy Markum and Sean Devine watch their friend Dave Boyle drive off with a stranger posing as a Boston police officer.
The Artful Dodger: ‘The Real World’ Is Lame but Rejection Still Sucks
I just volunteered to have my privacy obliterated and my very persona flattened into a two-dimensional TV character. I auditioned for “The Real World.”
#5 Gauchos Blow ‘Bly’ Cal Poly at Mustang Stadium
The #5 UCSB men’s soccer team continued to dominate Big West competition last night after the Gauchos dismantled central coast rival Cal Poly 3-1 at Mustang Stadium.