Three Die in Collision on Hwy 101
An older model Mercury Cougar traveling south veered into the northbound fast lane and sideswiped an oncoming Chevrolet Malibu, sending the Malibu spinning off to the right shoulder.
Have Fun in Isla Vista, But Just Please Don’t Be Little Jackasses
We fell in love with the surroundings and lifestyle, and have been fortunate enough to make a living in this little slice of paradise. We welcome you with open arms and wish you the best of luck with your educational careers. As your new neighbors, we have a few requests.
PAC/GPAC To Debate I.V. Parking
The Project Area Committee and General Plan Advisory Committee (PAC/GPAC) will convene this Wednesday at 6:30 p.m. in St. Mark’s Church, located at 6550 Picasso Rd.
September 22, 2003
The officers contacted Stumbling Steve and asked him to sit on the curb. Steve’s pants were unzipped, exposing his underwear. Apparently he had been fly fishing for zipper trout, but the fish were undersized and not biting.
UC Briefs: September 22, 2003
On Aug. 11, the U.S. District Court in Chicago ruled that Microsoft improperly used patented web browser technology, awarding the University of California and Eolas Technologies Inc. $520.6 million in damages.
Summer Is for Lovers, Fall Is for Students
Loop up. Now. Because this is as pretty as UCSB will be all year. And I’m not talking about the flowers.
UCSB Intramurals 101
UCSB Recreational Sports, commonly known as Rec Sports, organizes and manages intramural sports for UCSB students and faculty. Rec Sports, run entirely by students, provides exciting opportunities to get involved on campus at Santa Barbara.
Planning Your Future
To call Isla Vista a dilapidated, overcrowded and overpriced slum would be, well, a bit of an understatement. The phrase “student ghetto” comes to mind. Apparently the technical term is “blighted.”
Prof To Relearn Dorm Life
There will be at least one resident in the dorms this year who won’t be plastering his walls with posters and playing Counter-Strike until 3 a.m.