Drugstore Cowboy: Florists Love Your Mom

Heads up, kids: It’s Mother’s Day on Sunday. I was just recently made aware of this myself. Immediately recognizing the appropriate thing to do under these circumstances, I panicked.

Men’s Tennis: Gauchos Meet Trojans in NCAA Tourney

Nothing is as sweet as revenge, and when the #62 UCSB men’s tennis team takes to the courts this weekend in the first round of the NCAA Tournament against defending national champion #21 USC, the revenge the Gauchos will look for could be twice as nice.

Python Inquiry Yields Suspect

The University of California Police Dept. arrested an Isla Vista resident May 1 in connection with last month’s stabbing of a 13-foot, 85-pound Burmese python that led to its death.

University Idealism Is Anything But Right

You students pay a fortune of your and your parents’ money to attend UCSB to get an education. But what you are getting is a thorough brainwashing by the left-wing bunch of professors who infest the campus today, and not a well-rounded, balanced liberal arts education.

Kings Gotta Have More Cowbell

As the Sacramento Kings continue to roll through the NBA playoffs, let us reflect on a phenomenon that occurred over five years ago: The emergence of the Kings fan.

UC Suspends Program in Beijing Due to SARS

University of California Education Abroad Program has suspended its Summer Quarter programs in Beijing, China, due to concerns over the spread of SARS. It suspended its Spring Quarter sessions in April.

Community Affairs Board Works for You and Your Community

Over 3,000 students have benefited through volunteer service each year, with some of our students continuing their service by joining the Peace Corps, Teach for America and AmeriCorps – a few of the many opportunities that are available after graduation.

Greek Wrestler To Recover Fully

A UCSB student who suffered severe neck injuries in a playful wrestling match April 26 has been moved to a Northern California rehabilitation center, where fellow Alpha Tau Omega fraternity members say he is expected to make a full recovery.

Police Protect Us From Irresponsible Drugs

The two things I love most are alcohol and the police. So, it is the first sentence of my article and I have already exaggerated. It is not actually alcohol I love best, but rather talking about alcohol.

Gender Equity in UCSB Faculty Fails to Improve

Three years ago, state Senator Jackie Speier (D-San Francisco/San Mateo) requested an audit to determine if the University of California’s hiring policies adversely affect employment opportunities for women.