Slings and Arrows

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UCSB To Cut Funding to Teen Center

Due to a severely reduced budget at UCSB, necessitated by statewide cuts passed by Gov. Gray Davis, the teen center will lose all of its university-sponsored funding, which accounts for one-third of the center’s total revenue.

The Left Gets Radical

Because of the war in Iraq, fierce campus debate and political activism regarding U.S. foreign policy has been unleashed. But something’s wrong with this picture: The campus left has become confused with the mainstream left.

Men’s Tennis: Gauchos Live High Life

In baseball terms, the UCSB men’s tennis team showed Big West foe Riverside the meaning of perfection, facing seven Highlanders and sitting seven down. The #74 Gauchos swept the Highlanders 7-0 on Saturday at UCSB’s RecCen Courts to continue a two-match string of impressive outings.

Veterans Want Peace, Support for U.S. Troops

Is it possible to oppose a war and still support the men and women fighting in it? Can the same person thoughtfully attend both a peace vigil and a pro-troops rally? Dan Seidenberg and Lane Anderson, both Vietnam veterans, say yes.

SB Seniors Show Tritons Door Out

The crowd stood and applauded as the UCSB men’s volleyball team’s season came to an end Saturday night against UC San Diego at The Rob. UCSD entered the match losers of five of its last six games yet looked poised to spoil the Gauchos’ Senior Night.

The Golden Rule of Frizz Fighting

What is it that life revolves around? Hair. Yes, it seems that all the important puzzles in life can be reduced to hair questions. Look at Helene Curtis’ stunning list of topics: Pregnancy and motherhood? “Nine months of drop dead gorgeous hair.” Monday’s forecast: I’m changing shampoos.

Anti-War Protests Continue

Even as the image of soldiers toppling a statue of Saddam Hussein seemingly heralded the end of the American invasion of Iraq, Santa Barbarans opposed to the war protested for the 30th consecutive week.

The Silence to the South

In an attempt to silence the voices of dissent, Fidel Castro has ordered the arrest of at least 75 individuals for merely speaking their minds. The world’s back is turned so it is time to round up anybody who dares to question his authority.

Police Charge Vandal With 2 Felonies

A UCSB student is facing charges of unlawful entry, felony vandalism and felony drunk driving in an April 6 incident that included the smashing of a computer screen with a pair of hedge clippers and a brief police pursuit.