Limited Resources

I have returned from Spring Break with pleasant (if hazy) memories and no money. My cupboards are empty, my classes are starting, rent is due and now it’s time to make the all important decision:

Parking Law Sparks Lawsuit

A lawsuit filed by a group of advocates for the homeless aims to repeal a law that prohibits parking large vehicles on the streets of Santa Barbara.

Baseball: UCSB Brings Brooms

With the help of zany, late-inning heroics on Sunday, the UCSB baseball team captured its first series sweep of the season against Cal State Northridge over the weekend.

Living Without Vowels: Navy Seals and Dolphins

Down in San Diego, there’s a water park like no other. It’s not Sea World, a place where killer whales playfully spray children, walruses cavort on stage and kiddies of all ages can pet anything from sea urchins to starfish.

Local Student Incurs Injury in DP Attack

A Santa Barbara City College student suffered head injuries in an apparently unprovoked attack early Friday morning on Del Playa Drive. Ian Gililland, 20, was admitted to Goleta Valley Cottage Hospital with several injuries.

Softball: Matadors Gore Santa Barbara

The Gauchos started Big West play over the weekend with a win against Cal State Northridge but ended up falling flat on their faces. After taking the first game 3-1, the UCSB softball team stalled in the next two games 6-0 and 1-0 at Northridge.

The Great White Whale Continues to Elude Bush

To escape the high-decibel pounding of the war drums, I recently picked up one of my favorite classics, only to find a wealth of perspective on our current international climate and the men driving it.

Oil, Gas Leases Face Deadlines

Representatives from Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo and Ventura counties, along with eight environmental agencies, requested strict deadlines to be imposed on 36 offshore oil and gas leases that were recently invalidated.

Cal Poly, Aztecs Ruin UCSB’s Postseason

The Gauchos roared into March like a lion… and purred out meeker than a kitten. The UCSB men’s basketball team, the 2003 Big West regular season champions, lost its final two postseason games after heading into the Big West Tournament in Anaheim with four straight wins.

Americans Are as Arrogant as the French

In its attempt to support its War Against Terrorism, the United States has fully launched its war against nonconformity, most notably against France – which has recently been sophomorically dubbed the “cheese-eating surrender monkeys.”