I’ll love you forever
Alright, I’ll make it simple: The problem with Valentine’s Day at this university is that most people’s idea of a long-term relationship is tantric sex.
Golf Course Desires to Add Condos
Sixty-four condominiums may sprout from the green of the Ocean Meadows Golf Club.Representatives from Suzanne Elledge Planning and Permitting Services have filed a pre-application on behalf of the golf course for the potential construction of condominium complexes.
He Said: Valentine’s Day Is a Time …
Couples have long been persecuted for their desire to join in a monogamous parallel construction. The jealousy and derision that those restricted to unitary self-relation feel has often forced couples to obfuscate their love from disapproving eyes.
She Said: Valentine’s Day Is a Time …
I’m going to make a revolutionary proposal: Valentine’s Day isn’t, and doesn’t have to be, all about chocolate reminders of romance or enough roses to turn the Queen of Hearts’ garden into a barren wasteland.
The Bus Stops Right Here
Busam has led the team in kills four times in 2003, including a career-best 18 against Stanford on Feb. 1. He has already accumulated 88 kills this season, six short of his previous three-year total
Vagina Festival Comes to the Arbor
The First Annual Vagina Festival will be held at the Arbor today from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. The event is organized by the Women’s Ensemble Theater Troupe, better known as W.E.T.T., who also perform “The Vagina Monologues.”
Santa Barbara Glares Into Eye of the Tigers
The UCSB men’s basketball team pounced on Pacific early and enjoyed a feast that the players should remember for a while: The Santa Barbara victory coincided with a rare Utah State home defeat earlier in the evening.
Academic Senate Fails to Score Iraq Decision
A special meeting of the Faculty Legislature was called to consider the legislature’s possible adoption of the recent Nobel Laureate resolution against a pre-emptive war on Iraq.
Sometimes a Good Protest Makes All the Difference
The power of public protest has had a much more significant impact on the American social structure and cultural consciousness than offered by James Beach in his article “Conservatives May Be Wrong; But They Do It Right” (Daily Nexus, Feb. 11).