Grammy Grammy Glorifying Glitz
While incorporating the tiniest inkling of what the current state of popular music is today, the 2003 Grammy nominations maintain the tradition of letting inebriated monkeys pick the potential winners by hurling dung at a spinning wheel of names.
University, C.U.E. Reach Agreement
Six months after receiving unexpected termination notices, campus clerical workers got more welcome news in the form of a settlement providing them with greater job security and benefits.
Readin’, Writin’, ‘Rithmatic
I have a bone to pick with the quarter system. Depending on the courses I take, I probably have somewhere between 100 and 300 pages of reading to do per week, per class.
Women of Troy Launch Arsenal
Approximately 43 hours after easily downing Cal State Northridge, the Gauchos (8-2 overall; 2-0 in the Big West) will try their luck against USC.
Move Over, bin Laden
Prior to hopping on that nonstop flight to Columbus, Ohio, we did get to experience the new holiday tradition. Everyone is a suspect. Ever since my five-year-old son was pulled out of line and asked to remove his shoes, I have been keeping an especially close eye on him.
Man Dies in Highway 101 Crash
At about 9:30 a.m., a big rig traveling northbound on Highway 101 in the slow lane had just left the Camarillo Ralph’s Grocery Store when a white pickup truck collided into its left side.
A Warm Night in Moscow
The first true road win of the season for Santa Barbara came at a critical juncture for the Gauchos, losers of six of seven before Thursday’s contest. UCSB (5-8, 2-1 in the Big West) also earned its first win ever on Idaho’s home floor.
Activists: Don’t Give Up Your Day Job
If you’ve walked around Isla Vista recently, you’ve probably seen the graffiti making this claim, along with the one that politely asks you to “Please Wake the Fuck Up” as you enter campus near the HSSB building.
Hollywood Globetrotters
The Golden Globes. It sounds the title of a porn flick, starring celestial-body sized breasts and a man with an overactive bladder.
Injured Turtle Surfaces on SB Coast
The turtle is believed to have been lured by the warm water currents of El Ni–o from the stretch of ocean between Mexico and Columbia, where large populations of the turtles live.