Oh, Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Grizzly Bears?
The clamor of the morning zoo rumbles from each car as horns blare, windows lower, doors pop open and hundreds of commuters scream. The grizzly bears are going to work.
UCSB Hires New Vice Chancellors
George Pernsteiner, Steven Gaines and Gene Lucas joined the UCSB administration this fall as vice chancellors of the administrative services, research, and executive offices, respectively.
Cross Country: Gauchos Gallop Toward Pre-NCAAs
The UCSB men’s and women’s cross country teams have three weeks to train and assess themselves before they lace up their sneakers for the Pre-NCAA Meet in Terre Haute.
Use Water-Based Lubrication to Ease the Bump, Grind and Slide
Let me give you freshmen a little something to contemplate about before going to town on your first anal adventure: Getting it up the pooper sucks without the proper lubrication.
Survey Studies UC Students’ College Goals
The more affluent students are, the more they tend to party, according to preliminary results from a UC-wide undergraduate survey.
Women’s Waterpolo: Santa Barbara Hires New Women’s Water Polo Coach
UC Santa Barbara Athletic Director Gary Cunningham announced the hiring of the new UCSB women’s water polo head coach, Danielle Altman.
Residents Should Question I.V. Foot Patrol’s Behavior
On Saturday night, a law enforcement officer threatened to take me to jail. All I did was ask a question. For what violation could he have arrested me? For being drunk in public?
Bike Thefts Prompt Arrests
The UC Police Dept. arrested and cited five people in connection with bicycle thefts during the week preceding Fall Quarter.
Is There Porn on Your Computer?
Somewhere out there is a god among internet advertisers. This is how the scam works:
The Red Tape: Buzz Off
The West Nile virus is spreading, the death tolls in America are reaching the hundreds this year and there have been thousands of reported cases of infection.