When He Can’t Do the Job, Call Your Battery-Powered Friend
Why is it so difficult for girls to have orgasms? Why is that men seem to be able to find pleasure in any light stimulation whatsoever? It has to be one of the most common questions asked of women in the world.
I.V. Lecture Hall To Open in ’03
Embarcadero Hall, UCSB’s new lecture hall, is scheduled to open in January 2003. Located across from Woodstock’s Pizza in Isla Vista, the hall is being constructed in the historic Bank of America building.
Beach Group Assesses Yearly Agenda, Funds
The Shoreline Preservation Fund began its third year with an agenda including funding projects for water quality testing, protecting snowy plovers and continuing its Beachsweep program.
Booking It
Junior black studies major Panthea Zarrabi sells textbooks to a customer Monday at the UCSB Bookstore in the UCen as other students wait patiently to be helped.
County Cancels I.V. Islands
County planners backed off from their plans to install traffic-slowing concrete islands on some Isla Vista roads after complaints from local residents this week.
The Death of a Salesman
The youth crime prevention kid woke me up at 9 this morning to sell me a candy bar.
UCSB Waits for Lions
After sweeping conference foes Utah State and Idaho on back-to-back nights in the Thunderdome, Santa Barbara will now shift its attention to a nonconference match-up with rival Loyola Marymount University.
DP Stabbing at Party Leads to 2 Arrests
A fight on the 6700 block of Del Playa Drive on Saturday night resulted in the stabbing of a 19-year-old Castro Valley man and the arrest of two Isla Vista residents.
Sandza, Gauchos Reign in Air
The sophomore midfielder from Poway, Calif. kicked her way into the Gaucho record books Sunday with five goals while leading the Gauchos to a lopsided 8-1 victory over the United States Air Force Academy.
A Lesson From Our Fine, Fuzzy, Aussie Friends
One thing to keep in mind when doing research is that there is always another step between where you are and the actual work.