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Every year the government spends $14,000 for every illegal immigrant and $24,000 for every prison inmate in California. You know, you’d think we could pay University staff enough to live on. But I guess not.

A.S. It Is: A Column A.S. You Like It

Associated Students at UCSB is often criticized by a number of different people for a variety of reasons. Many of the more entertaining and newsworthy criticisms seen in the Daily Nexus have come from people within Associated Students.

Campus Feels Strike’s Effects

Approximately 400 strikers and their supporters paraded through campus Tuesday in a series of picket lines and campouts throughout campus.

Gauchos Get By With a Little Help From a Friend

UCSB senior forward Rob Friend has spent the better part of two years wreaking havoc on opponents in the Big West. But it took a little faith on Friend’s part for his recent Gaucho success to come into fruition.

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream – Just Not in My Room

We’ve all had them. Those bastard roommates who just plain don’t give a shit if you are so close to them you can smell the alcohol on their breath as they are screwing the vagina off someone.

County May Push Couches Inside

The ordinance, set to go before the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors in the next couple months, would prohibit indoor furniture from outdoor areas.

A-Train Sidetracks to Save a Life

Chicago Bears second-year running back Anthony Thomas pulled a drunk and bewildered Mark A. Moore out of his burning 1990 Oldsmobile Royale on Route 60 in Vernon Hills, Illinois.

I.V. Recycling Rate Increases, Fails to Match Rest of County

Santa Barbara County currently recycles 59 percent of its solid waste according to the most recent annual report from 2000. However, the report also states that the rate of recycling in Isla Vista is still significantly lower than in the rest of the county.

Jets to Brazil | Perfecting Loneliness | Jade Tree Black Heart Procession | Amore del Tropico | Touch & Go

While Jets distracts listeners from its melancholy lyrics by playing upbeat rock music, Procession leaves the listener with no doubt as to its sorrows.

Isla Vista Gears up for Halloween

The I.V. Foot Patrol historically steps up enforcement at the start of the school year, during what it calls the “Fall Education Period,” and makes its presence felt even more on the days before and after Halloween.