Shivering, Sunburnt, Satisfied

Last weekend brought the third Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival to Indio, Calif.

The Examined

Observe the calm of the graduating seniors. Though they have screwed off all quarter and rebelled against their masters only to be caught and put to midterms, they calmly await their fate and prepare to shuffle off this academic coil.

Let It Fee

Fee increases are a lot like diarrhea. They’re both ugly, sometimes painful and most of us wish they never happened. Whether we like it or not, though, both serve a purpose.

D.A. Expects to Charge 2 Grad Students

The Santa Barbara County District Attorney expects to file felony charges today against two graduate students in the Chemistry Dept. for possession of an illegal substance suspected to be Ecstasy.

Men’s Tennis: Gauchos Glean Awards

Just four days after the No. 75 UCSB men’s tennis team claimed its second conference title, the Big West awarded the Gauchos enough hardware to fill an entire trophy case.

Naked as a Jaybird … and Sounding Twice as Sweet

People like to sing naked. In the shower, in bed … you get my point. So it seems only natural that some of the best singers at UCSB should be in Naked Voices, the a cappella student group at UCSB.

Give Em’ a Hardy Cheer Again, Hurrah!

I made a decision to conquer senioritis. As the weeks go on it has become harder and harder to roll out of bed and face the last class of my undergraduate education (being taken pass/fail).

Baseball: Bruins Pummel Gauchos

UCSB gave up an unholy 23 hits in an 18-13 loss to UCLA in Caesar Uyesaka Stadium on Tuesday afternoon. Eight different pitchers gave up 15 earned runs and the defense committed three costly errors, condemning the Gauchos to fall to a record of 17-26 overall.

Isla Vista on Trial

Isla Vista has never killed anyone with a car or made anyone take drugs. The lawyers for David Attias – a former UCSB student who hit five people with a car, killing four of them – claim I.V. is responsible for their client’s actions.

Parking Fees Could Rise

If Chancellor Henry Yang listens to his advisory committee, undergraduate students will have to pay for weekend and nighttime parking starting July 1 in order to generate funding for the expansion of on-campus parking facilities.