Feature Photo: Dance the Night Away
Lata Pandya, Sameer Bhattarii and Bimali Walgampaya dance spiritedly in preparation for the eighth Annual Visions of India event.
Gymnastics: UCSB Gymnasts on Ropes
The men’s team, led by a solid core of upperclassmen, finished the season with an 11-16 record – not impressive on the surface.
Weather: It’s Not a Virus, It’s Free Porno
The dirty Melissa Virus infected Nexus computers for about a week. It scrambled Word documents and had the potential to send porno to everyone who communicates with the Nexus via email. We didn’t hear any complaints from electronic corresponences. Today’s Forecast: Probably because they couldn’t tell it apart from their usual mail.
Playing Host
In hopes of answering this question, UCSB’s Marine Science Institute was recently awarded a grant of $2.2 million from the National Science Foundation.
UC Releases Phone Tap Audit Report
After nearly a year of investigation, UC and UCSB auditors released a report investigating charges of phone tapping in office of Executive Vice Chancellor Ilene Nagel.
Home Schooling
To wit, anytime an undergraduate gets cited for a misdemeanor involving alcohol or an illegal drug, the university is going to send a letter home to his or her parents.
Appelbaum on Sports: Outside Drama More Gripping Than Playoffs
After decades of toil, the NBA finally reached the second round last weekend. No, it only seems like it took the Spurs ten years of servitude to fitfully put the Supersonics to rest.
Attias Testimony Centers on Drug Use
Testimony continued Monday in the David Attias murder trial, as numerous UCSB students took the stand, including a friend of Attias and several I.V. residents who witnessed the crash.
Living Without Vowels: Shut Your Mouth and Let Me Speak
You can agree that Attias did what he did. But God help you if you’re not out chanting for blood. If you should mention that Attias doesn’t deserve to die, kiss a pound of your pink flesh goodbye.
On-Campus Program Treats Autism
Although the physical cause of autism is still unknown, the center has been working to develop techniques to help alleviate the symptoms of autism.