My Friendly Advice for I.V’s Bimbos, Bozos and Dealers
First is a little hint for the ladies (and possibly even some fellas): Wear clothes that fit. Pull up the ol’ size zero shorts, suck up the gut, button, zip and breath.
Men’s Tennis: Santa Barbara Netters Reminisce on Season
In a season that saw the UCSB men’s tennis team win the Big West Championship, and return to the NCAA Tournament, everyone involved in the program had good things to say about the Gaucho netters’ 2002 campaign.
The Stinky Underarm of Campus
Warm weather has descended upon an unsuspecting Santa Barbara. Nowhere is this more apparent than the poorly ventilated corridors of Davidson library.
Prosecution Rests Case in Attias Trial
After three weeks of testimony, deputy district attorney Patrick McKinley rested his case against murder suspect David Attias on Tuesday afternoon.
No Fuss Means No Parking
The Special Advisory Committee on Parking held an open forum to collect opinions about a plan to raise the cost of day parking, and instate weekend and night fees. Twenty people showed up and not one of them was a student.
Track: Gauchos’ Road Nears End
The UCSB Men’s and Women’s Track and Field teams’ tireless work this season has been preparation for now, the Big West Conference Championships beginning today in Irvine.
Aural Orgy in Spring
Butt-sniffing season is definitely in. So, what better way to celebrate butt-sniffing season than with a free show? Enter Extravaganza.
Regents Debate ACT, SAT Content
The University of California Board of Regents met at UC Los Angeles on Wednesday to discuss changes in admissions policy intended to better prepare and evaluate students for college.
Forcing Grad Students to Buy UCSB’s Insurance Demeans Us
These ideas come in response to the issue of the graduate student health insurance hike under discussion at present, being voted on by the Graduate Students Association representatives.
Women’s Softball: Big West Recognizes Gauchos
Wrapping up the 2002 season fourth in the Big West after an eighth-place finish the year before, the UCSB softball team received deserved conference recognition. The Big West named first-year UCSB Head Coach Kristy Schroeder the Big West Co-Coach of the Year after turning around a program seemingly on the decline. Senior shortstop Julia Tamai […]