Oceanic Toxin May Be Killing Marine Life

The animals may have become sick by eating schooling fish or shellfish contaminated with domoic acid, a naturally occurring toxin that may also cause human illness.

Nothing Rolls Off My Tongue Like ‘Penis’

“Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?” I’m sure it’s no surprise to anyone that for a good six years I’ve been known to all my friends and some of my enemies as the “Penis Girl.”

Non-profit Group To Help Preserve Ellwood Mesa

At its meeting last night, the council unanimously selected the Trust for Public Lands, a national non-profit land conservation organization, to help negotiate tax credits that would facilitate the transition of Ellwood Mesa from private to public property.

Three IVFP Officers To Receive Guerry Award

Three Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers will receive the distinguished H. Thomas Guerry Award this afternoon. Officer Mark Signa, one of six officers assigned to the Foot Patrol from the University of California Police Dept., secured the award for superior performance.

Feature Photo: You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out

Sophomore sociology major John Borncamp learns the correct method for condom application at the Safer Sex Fair on Tuesday afternoon in Storke Plaza. The UCSB Sexual Health Peers organized the event, which featured free condoms, music and prizes.

Enter the Field

In a cramped, well air-conditioned, florescent-lighted room, UCSB’s version of HAL sits. Well, sort of – the Engineering I building is home to the Gargleblaster Cluster Parallel Computing Facility, but it’s not planning to take over the world or anything.

Softball: Back From Dead, SB Prevails

If any teams in the Big West hoped to take the UCSB softball team lightly this season, they were in for a big surprise.

The Rise of the Black Halter Tops

I am concerned about the rise of fascism in Isla Vista. Squads of young women parade in their Mussolini-esque uniforms of black hotpants and stormtrooper hooker boots. While I do believe that everyone should participate in politics, I can not support young women who subscribe to a bankrupt political ideology. Tuesday’s Forecast: At least they […]

Living Without Vowels: I.V., Use Your Indoor Voice

While the ordinance can put a damper on my celebration plans, it actually is a decent way of regulating the problems caused by parties gone bad.

Defense Begins Case

David Attias’ defense team began to lay out their case Monday with testimony from Matthew State, a psychiatrist who treated the defendant when he was 13.