The Wednesday Thursday Hump: You Just Can’t Keep a Good Dildo Down

The dildo – a girl’s real best friend – comes in a variety of shapes, styles and forms, from the basic almost-a-plastic-cucumber model to the flashy “pearl” vibrator with rabbit attachment.

Women’s Tennis: UCSB Netters Prepare for Big West Tourney

It’s been a long, tough road for the UCSB women’s tennis team, but there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Armenian Students Remember Genocide

For many UCSB students, April 24 is just like any other day, but for Evelina Zograbian and Armenians across the globe, today is a day of remembrance.

Sports Column: Bonds & Co.: Bums, Scum, but Home Runs

The wonder of being a die-hard baseball fan is the capacity we all seem to have for investing a lot of emotion in the deliciously trivial world.

Nexus Satire Reveals Its Cultural Insensitivity

In an effort to inform the Nexus of their cultural ignorance, we met with the editors to discuss the balance between satire and the offensive use of literary power. I saw three main problems with this article.

SB Superior Court Allows No on Recall to Continue

The SB Superior Court decided Tuesday that the No On Recall campaign’s efforts to examine the legality of the petitions is not an attempt to stall the recall against 3rd District Supervisor Gail Marshall.

Heavy Mettle

Justice for David Attias’ victims won’t end with a lengthy sentence from the court, but it may start with a monologue in Snidecor Hall.

Sex Columnist Should Learn That Love and Respect Beat Malice

I take complete issue with the advice that Miss Kent gives on how to “Give Your Ex the Axe,” (“Wednesday Hump,” April 17, Daily Nexus).

Christensen Embarks Today for WNBA Player Orientation in Chicago

All great stories must eventually end, but for Kayte Christensen, another chapter in her book is about to be written.

UC Enhances Admissions Process

UCSB admitted 17,670 first-year students under a new selection process that reviews a student’s whole profile and performance. The students have until May 1 to decide and UCSB expects about 3,700 to eventually enroll.