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College Republican American Hero Lecture: Saten, Hitler, Simon
The UCSB College Republicans announced a lineup for the fall, 2002 “American Heroes” lecture series that includes several well-known conservatives as well as unknown conservative Bill Simon, Jr., the Republican candidate for California Governor.
Global warming is heart warming
During my five years at UCSB I’ve heard nothing but “global warming is bad,” “help stop global warming,” “blah blah blah, global warming.”
Isla Vista building delayed by berrinal, urinal pools
Local environmental groups are mounting a campaign to oppose the construction of new sidewalks in Isla Vista on the grounds that such improvements would be damaging to local wildlife.
Why must UC see up my anal cavity?
I understand that security is a big issue since the Sept. 11 attacks, but did UCSB really have to install cameras in all the bathrooms around campus?
Young Voices: who I did on spring break 02′
Matt, John, Jose, Paul, Jeff … to name a few that I remember. This Spring Break was packed with stuff to do.
This school would be great sans you
I’ve got two more years at UCSB and I want to make them the best ever – you can help! All you have to do is transfer.
Isla Vista historic sites suffer from too many visitors
They are the unappreciated places of Isla Vista, but at the same time, the most appreciated.
Bush declares LA Lakers World Champions prior to playoffs
Washington, D.C. (AP) – President Bush declared the Los Angeles Lakers the 2002 NBA World Champions on Sunday, in order to keep the nation focused on the War on Terrorism.(c)
Marklar expects Marklar to introduce marklar
Marklar (AP) – President Marklar renewed his appeal for a marklar stimulus marklar Marklar as part of his 2003 marklar that proposes $591 billion in new marklar reductions, including a permanent extension of last marklar’s big marklar cut.