What’s gone wrong in Montecito
Crabgrass. Leased Lexuses. Mid-priced wine. Turgid brie. Gas-powered leaf-blowers shattering the morning silence. Un-neutered dogs mating in the streets. When you add it all up, it has some Montecitans wondering what’s gone wrong with their affluent foothill community.
The K-n-B Olympics get underway
Who would have thought that what began as a simple Isla Vista alternative to sloshball would have turned into this?
Serious issues facing our fraternities
Dude, brahs, sup?
Gaucho Locos congradulate selves
The Gaucho Locos held a pizza party Saturday night to celebrate the most successful year in its three-year history, which saw the group go to both the Big West Tournament and the NCAA basketball tournament.
Sheriff-elect Anderson shave mustache, dyes hair
Is a new hairdo and shave reason enough to lose a job in Santa Barbara County?If you ask Sheriff Jim Thomas, it is.
Leggies need beer with whine
Alcohol is an integral part of college life. We drink in I.V., in the bars downtown; some of us even pour it on our Cheerios in the morning.
Frat boy tries to dunk; Bluto makes a cameo
Delta fraternity member Guppy Ventriloquay attempted and failed a dunk on a nine foot, seven inch rim on the Rob Gym basketball outdoor courts, continuing the long-standing tradition of ineptitude by the fraternity.
Nanosystems Institute cures parking problem with very small cars
The proposed construction site for the new California NanoSystems Institute (CNSI) building will eliminate 1,407 parking spaces at UCSB.
Reporters press for more booze
For the past three years, I’ve had to sit through A.S. Leg Council, covering their inane chatter and bickering for the Isla Vista News-Suppress.
Now we’re treating you with respect, you worthless morons
We hold our readers in high regard here at the News-Suppress.