Living Without Vowels: Pro-Lifer Knows How to Use Dead Babies to Get People Yelling
The aborted fetus on the sign the girl held looked like a wild panther had mauled it and then crammed the carcass in a blender to make smoothies for its cubs. I turned to my friend and told him I was hungry for veal.
New Course Looks at I.V. Community
David Machacek, an academic coordinator in the Religious Studies Dept., has had students in his Writing 109 class conduct research projects on the quality of life in Isla Vista.
UCSB Students Should Recognize Venoco’s Slick Plans
When most University of California Santa Barbara students stand on Campus Point and look out at Platform Holly – the closest oil platform to I.V. – they don’t think much of it.
Livermore Lab Searches for New Director
The Committee to Advise the [University of California] President on the Selection of a Director for Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory (LLNL) met in closed session on Wednesday, March 27 to review applications and nominations for the position.
UC Should Not Recall Students Studying in Israel
We have been briefed that the UC officers are considering suspending the program. I am begging you not to do that. All of us acknowledge that this is a very troubled time and that your concerns for our safety are well placed.
UCen Dining Services Plans Expansion
To help fill the ever increasing number of faculty, staff and student stomachs on campus, UCen Dining Services is planning a 3,000-square foot expansion of the Arbor and construction of a new caf
Respect Other People’s Property in I.V., You Pack of Savage Apes
My roommate was driving on the freeway at 70 mph when her tire burst. The reason her tire burst was because some asshole slashed the tires of every car parked on Camino Corto the night before.
CEOs Speak at Annual ‘Entreprenuership 101’ Conference
The Center for Entrepreneurship and Engineering Management held its annual Entrepreneurship 101 conference in Corwin Pavilion on Saturday, March 9.
New Review Requests Submissions
The Law and Society Review, recently established by UCSB Law and Society Program Chair Eve Darian-Smith as the nation’s first online publication for undergraduate law and society majors, began taking submissions Monday.
Hello, its Me, God. Listen up, suckers.
Hey everybody.God here. Thought I’d use my mystical power of divine intervention on this, the day following the passion of my humanish kid, Jesus.