A.S. Committee Monitors New Campaign Signs

As of 12:01 a.m. today, candidates in the April 23-24 campuswide general elections are allowed to start campaigning, but there are limitations as to where and how large the signs can be, and the Associated Students Elections Committee will be enforcing those rules.

If Life Seems Jolly Rotten, You’ve Forgotten to Laugh, Smile and Sing

Some days life isn’t going that well. You fail your math final and have to repeat the class, you get dumped, you lose your bike lock or, even better, you get in a bike accident. Then, when you think things can’t get any worse, a seagull shits on you.

Feature Photo: Walk This Way

Students participate in the 13th annual tri-county MS Walk and Run on Sunday morning. The 10K walk and 5K run were part of a fund-raising event sponsored by the Channel Islands chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society.

The Unholy Land

The violence between Israelis and Palestinians is horrific and the United States must do everything in its power to bring about peace. At this stage of the conflict, it does no good to blame one side or the other for starting it, or to debate who has a moral right to what piece of dirt.

Softball: Gauchos Plan to Toast Cal Poly

The UCSB softball team looks to build on its winning streak this weekend when Cal Poly comes to town for a three-game series. “We’re looking to play off from last weekend,” junior catcher Jami Trinidad said.

Sheriff Asks for Deputy Pay Raise

A few Santa Barbara county deputies are relocating to other law enforcement agencies to earn a better salary and benefits as a result of uncompetitive wages.

Painting By Numbers

Writer/director Richard Linklater conceived of a new direction in animation. Teaming up with Bob Sabiston, who developed a signature software package to animate over the top of live-action film, Linklater handpicked a cast to actualize his vision.

IVRPD Hosts Debate on Park Camping

Approximately 40 people gathered at the University Religious Center on Wednesday night to discuss whether or not homeless people should be legally permitted to sleep in Isla Vista parks.

To Access the Daytime Menu, Press One

The RBT menu has a new addition.

“Press four to hear a frog croak,” offers the monotone.

UCSB Wins, Exposes Trojans

Bad blood spilled all over the floor of Rob Gym on Wednesday night and the UCSB men’s volleyball team took its hated rival USC to the woodshed, making sure there was no trace of life left.