Give ’em the Chair
People make a fuss over what professor teaches which class, never realizing what makes one lecture okay and another torture: the chairs.
Staging A Devolution
The Gorillaz I would endure almost any indignity. The group’s live show is a fundamentally arcane creature, and I made the drive down to Los Angeles on March 9, keen to know it more intimately.
Happy Landings
The planners for the Santa Barbara Municipal Airport want to add safety strips to their runways, a move backed by the FAA which would require shifting the strip 800-feet west of its current position and redesigning the Goleta Slough.
Ex-Student May Be Let Out on Bail
A 19-year-old former UCSB student who has threatened police with violence and recently purchased a shotgun is now in custody, but police said he may be released soon.
Softball: Athlete of the Week: Trinidad Leads Gauchos by Example, Work Ethic
When something good happens on the field for the UCSB softball team, there’s a good chance that junior catcher and first baseman Jami Trinidad had something to do with it.
My Vagina Is Angry And It Needs To Talk
UCSB’s allegedly liberal-minded student body could use a good, hard kick to the cunt, and three professional Vagina Monologists have arrived with their boots on.
EVPSA Candidates Debate in UCen
The three candidates for Associated Students external vice president for statewide affairs began the first round of their debates like every other candidate group – they agreed with each other.
Prevent Sexual Assault Before It Begins
Let’s get something straight; sexual assault is not a byproduct of sexuality but a product of POWER. Sadly, most victims go through a process of blame. “What did I do? How could he assume that this was okay?”
Senior Night in Rob Gym: Gauchos Play Long Beach State Last Home Match
The Gaucho seniors will say goodbye to Rob Gym tonight at 7, and the UCSB men’s volleyball team hopes to send them off victoriously.
Big Trouble: Ahead Of The Crass
The director of “Get Shorty” has produced a highly stylized and devilishly entertaining movie in the Hollywood tradition of bumbling ex-cons and cops, confused professionals and hallucinogen-squirting toads.