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Speaker Represents C.A.R.E.

As Isla Vista women began to take back the night on Monday, foreign aid worker Alina Labrada stopped at UCSB to explain how Afghan women are taking back the classroom.

The Candidate

Some have doubted my ability to execute the duties of President, as I am a non-corporal entity. I touch nothing but myself, and my rantings in this ever-shrinking box are unfocused, self obsessed, and ineffectual.

Niners Deep-six Gauchos

Thursday was Senior Night for the UCSB men’s volleyball team, but in spite of the emotional home finale for the Gauchos, someone forgot to tell Santa Barbara there was a game to be played.

The Sequining Sight of Campus Elections

It’s election season on campus, which is sort of like figure skating season. You look up one day and say, “oh, that again.” Like figure skating, the rules and point of the sport are vague, there’s lots of twirling and worst of all, none of the participants are ever threatened with grievous bodily harm.

Police Arrest Drug Suspect

Sheriff’s Dept. narcotics officers arrested 26-year-old Gabriel Newman on Wednesday after they found two pounds of marijuana at his Isla Vista residence.

Remembrance Week Includes Local Survivor

Tuesday marked the Jewish holiday designated for Holocaust remembrance, Yom Hashoah. UCSB Hillel commemorated the tragedies of the Holocaust this week, April 8 through April 12, through its annual Holocaust Remembrance Week.

Sports Column: Timberwolves Will Doom Lakerdom

This year’s playoffs will be the like taking a deep breath inside a new car – it smells fresh, but inhale too often in and you’ll have a bigger headache than a delusional Dodger fan.

Don’t Allow A.S. To Waste More Money

All sorts of campus groups have also lined up to mobilize your support of the $24 fee hike. But do you really want to give A.S. more money? After all, this is an organization that squanders student money.

Bill To Aid Victims of Gender Violence

The Violence Against Women Act, introduced by Assemblymember Hannah-Beth Jackson, passed the state assembly’s Judiciary Committee April 9 and moved to the floor of the state assembly.