Candidates
If you ask Maggie Stack what the most important thing an Associated Students president can do, she says, “Go to committee meetings.”
Weather: Little Webbed Bastard
Childhood figures do not have sex. Despite allegations, Scrappy is not the love-child of Velma and Scooby. Skipper is Barbie’s “younger sister” and Huey Dewey and Louie are just bunking with their rich Uncle.
Gauchos Ruin Bruin-Crew
After mounting a two-game lead, the Bruins mistakably took the jeers and cheers of the pretentious UCLA alumni as the song of the Fat Lady. The Gauchos would sing the last note, however.
420 Fans Toke, Muse
The stoner attack hit Isla Vista’s Espresso Roma around 4:40 p.m. Saturday when hordes of glassy-eyed revelers from the Fourth Annual 420-Fest in Anisq’ Oyo’ Park streamed in oohing and ahhing at Roma’s shiny display of cakes, brownies and cookies.
Crowd Rallies for TBTN
Low temperatures did not deter approximately 200 men and women from gathering in Anisq’ Oyo’ Park to support breaking the silence about sexual assaults at the Take Back the Night closing rally and march Thursday night.
Free Stuff
What’s the best thing about graduation? Is it the insecurity of being without a social and financial support structure? Is it the terrifying prospect of monthly student loan payments?
Despite Lame Duck’s Mudslinging, I’m Qualified
I would like to point out that many of the statements Shaina Walter has made about me are incorrect and untruthful. Shaina Walter claims that I “decided to show up an hour into the [Leg Council] meeting, but apparently lost interest after 15 minutes and left.”
Gauchos Gear Up for Glory
The UCSB men’s volleyball team will face UCLA on Saturday night in the first round of the MPSF playoffs. The Gauchos end their regular season with a 17-10 overall record and a 12-10 mark in the MPSF, good enough for a sixth seed in the tournament.
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Locals Celebrate Earth Day in I.V., Downtown
Both Isla Vista and downtown Santa Barbara hosted festivals in honor of Mother Earth on Sunday, with a vast assortment of tie-dyed T-shirts, organic granola bars, compost heaps and hemp jewelry for all.