Living Without Vowels: Move Out When the Roomie Chokes Himself, Chicken
It seems that my friend had come home to find Tim laying naked on the floor of their living room, a ski mask over his head and a noose tied around his throat.
Goalkeeper Gives Speech
Saskia Webber is five feet nine and a half inches and 155 pounds, an international soccer star, a former Ms. Rutgers bodybuilding champion, a former swimmer, baseball player, lacrosse player and tennis player.
UCSB Students Ought to Ditch Gail Marshall
Should you sign a petition to retire Ms. Marshall from the political scene? Maybe her replacement will start fixing all the problems in I.V., not just steal your votes.
Davis Appoints Regent
Gov. Gray Davis appointed Chair and CEO of Saban Capital Group Haim Saban – producer of the “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers” – to the highest legislative body of the UC system, the UC Board of Regents, on Feb. 1.
Santa Barbara’s Loss to Pepperdine Knocks Gauchos MPSF Mark to 3-3
#3 Pepperdine swept #7 Santa Barbara 30-26, 30-21, 30-24 at Firestone Fieldhouse in Malibu. With the victory, the Waves have won seven consecutive matches while exacting revenge for a Jan. 7 home loss to the Gauchos.
Softball: UCSB Enjoys Early Success at Early Bird
Santa Barbara’s first game of the tournament, an 11 a.m. matchup against New Mexico State, certainly served as an indicator for the way the rest of the weekend would play out for the squad.
UC Attempts to Raise Grad Student Numbers
The University of California is engaged in an effort to recruit graduate students to sustain and improve the University’s standing as a leading research institution in the United States.
SPF Approves $7,000 Grant to Close Trail
The Shoreline Preservation Fund approved a $7,000 grant Monday night for the Coal Oil Point Reserve to hire workers to close off a path leading from the parking lots to the mouth of the slough at Sands Beach.
Meathead in Training
The containers for weight gain and muscle growth formulas are really large.
Ghost of Tom Joad
Providing assistance to Isla Vista’s homeless may not be a solution to homelessness, if there is such a solution, and it may not be cheap, but it is the decent thing to do.