Random Acts of Sadism
Labels rule people’s lives. Case in point. A Nexus editor burning the midnight oil retreats to his office, secure that precious caffeine awaits.
UCSB Station Needs to Hire 1 Firefighter
The Santa Barbara County fire chief said understaffing at UCSB’s on-campus station endangers students and faculty. However, the university and county are at odds over how and who should pay for that person.
Bad Sex Means Wet Spots, Urinary Tract Infections
Sex, for instance, is not all orgasms and hard nipples. There are times when it and the aftermath are just horrible.
Gymnastics: UCSB Meets USAFA
The men’s gymnastics team shot the Falcons down to continue its consistent improvement, while also posting its first two wins (2-2) of the young season.
Committee Offers Parking Proposals
A UCSB parking committee released several proposals to alleviate an increased demand for parking expected from the loss of 1,086 spots to several planned capital projects.
Grape Boycott By-Law May Be Old, but It Isn’t Outdated
So, if students went on a hunger strike tomorrow to get UCSB to boycott the products of a company behaving as irresponsibly as Pictsweet, would they succeed? I hope so.
Gauchos Look for Motivation vs. Titans
The UCSB women’s basketball team hosts Cal State Fullerton tonight in a game that features teams on the opposite end of the Big West spectrum.
Gevirtz School Faculty Enjoy Wireless Life
Faculty in the Gevirtz Graduate School of Education recently ended a pilot program in which faculty used wireless email and other applications for popular handheld computers called Personal Digital Assistants.
Don’t Listen To That Fink; Marshall’s Good for I.V.
In sum, if you like the idea of crappy housing, filthy water, unsafe streets, greedy landlords and being disenfranchised by a summer election, then by all means support the recall.
Sports Feature Photo: Lean on Me
Junior forward Mark Hill leans in for a jumper over a startled defender.