Feature Photo: WETTer Is Better

Humiliating Comedians Is Repetitive

So when Carrot Top suggested we go fuck ourselves, we relaxed, let him rant, and made sure the tape was rolling.

After the Glory

Artsweek Goes on a Santa Barbara Record Crawl in Search of the Quality Music Retailer.

Homeless Need a Safe Campground in Isla Vista

We decided the best thing to do was set up a camp in the central park of Isla Vista to create a community of homeless in defiance of the anti-sleeping ordinance and in support of a safe sleeping space.

City of Goleta Looks at Area Developement

The Goleta City Council is considering suspending almost all construction in the new city for up to two years.

Men’s Tennis: Palencia’s Travels Bring Him to UCSB

The 20-year-old ,Carlos Palencia, from Cordoba, Mexico has played for three different schools in the last four years, and, like Odysseus at Ithaca, has finally found a home at UCSB.

Carrot Blows His Top

In which your Artsweek heroes sap a 33-year-old prop comic’s will to live, he tells us to go fuck ourselves and cancels his Santa Barbara performance.

Santa Barbara Runs Circles Around Fullerton

The UCSB women’s basketball team impressed Wednesday night against Fullerton at the Thunderdome, whipping the Titans to extend its winning streak to a season-high 10 games.

Monorail is the Way to Solve the Prevalent Parking Problem

I feel that the campus should build a monorail tram. I feel that this would solve most of the problems that we have on campus in addition to other benefits.

Post-Grunge Progeny

Nirvana’s Krist Novoselic and Sublime’s Bud Gaugh, teamed up with Curt Kirkwood of the Meat Puppets to play Goleta’s The Living Room last Friday as the rock band Eyes Adrift.