To Lefty, For 79 Years of Loyal Service
Winter Quarter is the shittiest poo to ever be shat upon God
UCSB, Hull Hit Bank
If Michael Jordan is the Royal Flush in the game of basketball, then Mark Hull is the quiet and steady two pair that keeps giving you back your change.
IVRPD Will Not Deal With Homeless Issue
The Isla Vista Recreation and Parks District turned down requests to put the homeless issue on the agenda at last night’s meeting, claiming it lacked the authority to grant them a “living space.”
Don’t Forget the Olympic Athletes Who Died in ’72
The tragedy of Sept. 11 is sure to resonate in the minds of all the athletes, coaches and spectators. International Olympic Committee President Avery Brundage declared with a raised fist, “The Games must go on!”
Three Snakes Devour Ellwood – Kinda
The Ellwood Bluffs are going to get screwed up – just not as badly as before.
Santa Barbara Prepares to Host Cardinal
The UCSB men’s volleyball team is hungry for revenge against Stanford and hopes a little home cookin’ will be the recipe for victory.
A.S. To Uphold Past Support of UFW Boycott
Associated Students will go along with the United Farm Workers (UFW) if the organization decides to boycott table grapes, A.S. Legislative Council decided Wednesday.
Bill May Raise Traffic Fines in School Zones
State Assemblymember Hannah-Beth Jackson proposed doubling fines for traffic violations in school zones as way to fund safety programs in light of state budget cuts.
Baseball: Gauchos Try to Move Above .500 Mark With Victories Over Broncos
After an even 2-2 start to their season, the UCSB baseball team hopes to keep improving, while the team heads north to the Bay Area to take on Santa Clara in a three-game show down this weekend.
Goleta Nets New Voters, Funds
Goleta registered over 15,000 voters as of Feb. 1 that will result in at least $18 million in state funding for the new city.