Baseball: Gauchos Devour Titans in Hit Parade on Road
The Gauchos stomped Cal State Northridge 16-8 Tuesday afternoon to run their record to 5-3 and extend their current winning streak to three games.
SB County Passes Renters’ Rights Ordinance
Third District Supervisor Gail Marshall drafted a “Renters’ Rights” package, which mandates that landlords register nonfinancial evictions with the county and provide relocation assistance to tenants who must move because of building code violations.
This V-Day, Support Your Local Vagina
Men, this column is dedicated to you figuring out how the hell to make your woman scream in orgasmic ecstasy. Women, maybe this column will help your man be a little less clumsy.
Women’s Water Polo: Santa Barbara Seals Michigan Tourney, Falls at Campus Pool
The UCSB women’s water polo team was off to a running start in the 2002 season. The Gauchos soundly defeated a bevy of Midwest powers en route to a first-place finish at the Michigan Invitational two weeks ago.
Organization To Pay Student Groups for Beach Cleanups
The Shoreline Preservation Fund (SPF) has launched a Beach Sweep Program that offers student groups registered with Associated Students and the Office of Student Life money for cleaning beaches between Goleta Beach and Ellwood.
Gail Marshall is Under Attack Because she Helped I.V. Renters
Our local County Supervisor Gail Marshall sponsored this law and got it passed by the Santa Barbara County Board of Supervisors by a 3-2 vote, over the strong objections of the landlords.
Bob Costas is a Prattling Embarrassment to Americans
For Costas to make degrading comments about other countries as they came out during the parade was also disappointing and disrespectful. And when he referred to the “Axis of Evil” as Iranian athletes walked out, it was appalling.
DP Residents Report Two Auto Thefts
Two cars were stolen from an Isla Vista driveway when an intruder reportedly entered the unlocked door of an apartment to steal the keys on Sunday morning.
Skidmarks and Chafing
In terms of intensity, the life of a cabin counselor ranks up there with that of an inner-city repo man. I know. I spent the weekend chasing a rambunctious group of 12- and 13-year-old kids around camp.
Living Without Vowels: The Stabbing Pain in Your Heart Is Raw Love
Whoever said love is the universal language is full of shit. The true language of the universe is pain and loss. Everyone can testify that they’ve been hurt, be it a stubbed toe or the death of someone close.