Cyberspace Wars

Morninglory Music closed its Isla Vista store last week. Owner Stan Bernstein told a tale of blight he claims has spread across the nation: “There [is] no way to compete with free downloadable music and CD burners.”

Peace, hunh, What Is It Good For?

Over 1,300 UCSB Students Have Dedicated Two Years or More of Service to a Third World Country Through the Peace Corps, In Excahnge for Resume Material, Hands On Work and Experience Educational Direction.

Weather Dating Game

The weathermates have attributed the weatherpet’s ill temper to lack of companionship. I have decided to wield my three inches of power to make a small mammal love connection and find him a special lady.

Barbaric Tenants Are to Blame for the Slum of I.V.

I took a job as the on-site manager of the building I live in. After holding this job for a quarter and a half I have developed a different outlook on what goes on in I.V.

Swimming: UCSB Aims for Big West Titles

The UCSB men’s and women’s swim team will be defending both of its conference titles, when it begins competition today, at the three day long 2002 Big West Conference Swimming Championships.

FAA Trains Officers for Armed Flight

California Highway Patrol officers are now permitted to carry guns onboard airplanes in an effort to increase air safety.

Breaking Into A (Small) Run

Eggers teased diehard fans with screen shots of pages from his new book, flashing through the blurry and small pages, commenting, “This is when I discovered adjectives. Some of my friends told me that people really like those.”

Both Pleasure, Peril Await if You Sleep Around

With all the hormones raging among the average college student, the concept of an “open relationship’ is not uncommon

Appelbaum on Sports: Trotters Dazzle T-dome

The Harlem Globetrotters made a quick pit stop while whistling past perennial pushovers the New York Nationals at Santa Barbara before a delighted T-dome crowd of over 2,600.

Bill To Cut Six Leg Council Reps Fails

Associated Students Legislative Council voted down a bill that would have let students decide whether or not to reduce the size of Leg Council by six members Wednesday night.