Bwaaaa!
The WeatherNeighbor got too drunk at the WeatherPad last night and awoke this morning with a wicked hangover. She ran to the bathroom to vomit, but one of the WeatherHousemates was already in there taking a shower. She burst in anyway, assumed the yerking position, and began with a “Bwaaaa!” Then she did a “HuurrrlllGgggrrraa!” […]
Students Gather for Memorial
Although Leo Lydon had only attended UCSB for about three months, the approximately 250 students who showed up for his memorial Thursday night proved the positive affect one person can have on others in a short time.
Gauchos Gruel Out Win Over Riled Up Matadors
If winning ugly is part of basketball, the UCSB men’s basketball team is a bunch of mutant carnies. The Gauchos robbed Cal State Northridge on Thursday night at the Matadome, snatching an early 19-2 lead before blowing the lead in the same half.
No One’s Genitals Are the Property of Someone Else
Your boyfriend’s penis is not “your penis.” It is HIS penis and it was his penis long before you two began sleeping together. And he will most likely share his penis with others after you two break up or move on or whatever.
Leo Lydon’s Letter
If I am not here then you are too late, I am gone and as you read this I do not want you to reflect on my last actions, but reflect upon any joy that I have brought you.
Family Members Remember Vibrant Spirit of Leo Lydon
Leo Lydon is remembered by those who knew him as a funny, witty and positive guy who above all else, loved life. Lydon, a freshman communications major, died Jan. 7 due to natural causes.
Leo Lydon Was More Than Another Name in the Paper
Leo was not your average college freshman. He seemed normal. As the year progressed, however, we would find out that normal reached a whole new level with Leo.
Libertarians File Suit Over Secret IVRPD Meeting
The Libertarian Party of Santa Barbara allege that several members of the board and 3rd District Supervisor Gail Marshall held a secret meeting in IVRPD Chairman Ariana Katovich’s backyard.
California Begins Year With New State Laws
The new year rang in with 948 new California State laws, effective Jan. 1, that deal with labor, guns, civil rights, health, education, taxes and public safety.
Four Vie for SB County Sheriff Position
As the March election nears, four candidates have stepped up to fill the position of Santa Barbara County Sheriff in a hard-fought campaign amidst contentious endorsements.