Appelbaum on Sports: What in the Wide World of Sports is Going On?

I can see the headlining event now: Shaq Stacked versus the Bull Pack. Smells like another Chicago victory, with Big Aristotle on the ground counting his brain cells away. I think, I think not.

Selling Off Your Arm, Leg and Spleen for a Quality Education

I walked into the Isla Vista Bookstore on Monday afternoon with a bantamweight bank account and high hopes. I left a half an hour later a confused and broken man.

RAs Counsel Students After Death of Resident

Resident assistants work hard for their room and board. They are often required to work long hours and late nights in addition to attending training sessions throughout the year.

Comics: thINK

Petitioners Attempt to Put Intiatives on Ballot

Petitioners are currently on campus gathering signatures for two statewide initiatives to be voted on in the March 5 primary election, and for the petition to recall 3rd District Supervisor Gail Marshall.

Feature Photo: Honoring Peaceful Protests

UCSB professor Robert Potter, head of the Peace Park Monument Committee, shows Congresswoman Lois Capps a model of the Peace Park monument in Corwin Pavilion.

Jan, 15 2002

The officers found a bong in the living room upon entry. The only person home was a 20-year-old male who said the bong belonged to him. Later, the suspect said it was “the house bong.”

They’re a Deal at $130.

Sneakers reached the limits of tasteful, sensible design in the late eighties. Since then sneakers have splintered into the cross trainer, the tennis shoe, the basketball shoe …

The Cart of Darkness

There are many professions which deal with the dark aspects of humanity: doctors, divorce lawyers and journalists are just a few.

Davis Calls for Increase in UC Funds

Governor Gray Davis’ proposed 2002-03 budget will increase the University of California’s state-funded budget for 2002-03 by $5,934,000, an unanticipated bonus for the University at a time when the state is facing a projected $12 billion budget shortfall.