Living Without Vowels: Don’t Go to College To Learn How Much You’ll Make

Students who enter the UC system because they have a desire to learn through research are frequently finding themselves in the company of those who couldn’t give a damn. This creates an environment that adequately suits none.

Campus Gains Fire Engine

The new engine, which cost $565,000, arrived at Station 11 on Storke Road three months ago after receiving its necessary inspections, and features a 100-foot ladder that allows the fire department to access buildings that were too high for the trucks on campus.

Women’s Swimming: Santa Barbara Thumps USD at Campus Pool in Tuneup

The UCSB women’s swim team shined as bright as the sunny Isla Vista weather last Sunday, winning 124-77 in a dominating performance against the University of San Diego on senior day at Campus Pool.

After 29 Years Roe v. Wade is Still Under Attack

What is the right to choose? It is more than the right to obtain an abortion; it is the right for every woman to make her own decisions about her reproductive health.

Silent March To Commemorate Life of MLK Jr.

A Silent March to commemorate the life of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. will take place today at noon, starting in front of Cheadle Hall. This year marks the sixth annual Silent March organized by the Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity at UCSB.

Frigid UCSB Staggers to Victory vs. Cal Poly

It may not have been pretty, but the UCSB women’s basketball team will take it all the same.

When the CIA Recruits Iranians, it’s Not McCarthyism

Not having anything intelligent to say, Ladan Moeenziai (Daily Nexus, “CIA Spies Persians With Its Blind Eye”, Jan.16) chose to run her mouth off in a rant.

Jan. 22, 2002

The suspect was arrested for public intoxication and was transported to Santa Barbara County Jail, where he was housed, pending sobriety.

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What To Do When I.V. Blacks Out Like A 120-pound Sorostitute Who’s Drank An Entire Bottle of GHB-Laced Bacardi 151: 1) Stop studying. You cannot study in the dark. 2) Call friends and carefully observe that, “Dude, the power just went out.” 3) Drink. 4)Conspire to loot town. 4) Streak instead. 5) Get it on […]

UC Has the Money, Obligation to Pay Us Well

The University of California Regents met at UCLA on Jan. 16 and 17 to discuss, among other things, the UC budget.